Many people speak in clichés, but I avoid it like the plague. At the risk of being accused of the pot calling the kettle black, I think the writing’s on the wall: I couldn't care less. Like a kid in a candy store, I've been there, done that. The proverbial tip of the iceberg; in the grand scheme of things, blood is thicker than water. I don't mean to be chasing my own tail here (I’ve already tried to take the tiger by the tail), but it begs the questions, am I willing to give 110%? If so, just how do I give more than 100%?
Even though the thought of that makes me red as a beetroot, the reality is, I can’t fight my way out of a wet paper bag. Although every dog has its day, I can count the times on one hand that I have ever successfully harvested the low hanging fruit. The times are as scarce as hen’s teeth. Moving forward, I am able to see there are plenty of fish in the sea. But at the end of the day, I'd like to be a fly on the wall rather than flat out like a lizard drinking. If only walls could talk, I'd be as quiet as a church mouse.
Let's be honest, this article is as dead as a doornail. It is important to remember: no pain, no gain. So I'm going to leave it all on the field. If you want to get in on the ground floor, your time has about run out! Beginning Friday December 13, all landscape plants are 50% off! This includes all buck-a-gallon plants! Additionally, everything else is 25% off! That includes gift cards and deliveries as well! Enough exclamation points! At the end of the day, which is four o’clock for us, we hope to see you here thick as thieves, or we’ll wind up naked as a Jay-bird. That being said, the well’s run dry.